tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note
Some of you never had to get your fossils assessed individually by Blathers and it really shows
Child gates are the equivalent of blocked off areas in video games due to your character’s level.
what’s it mean that my nephew just fucking bowls them over with his massive baby body
Speedrun strats
